Mafia Hand Job

The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"

Can I have that large carp over there please? I'm going to give my boyfriend a Mafia Hand Job

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Keiller

A person who abuses a friendship by milking the one-eyed lizard when in the confines of a friend's room.

Keiller went into my room and had a wank

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balloon knot

the asshole

I'd like spread her cheeks and tickle her balloon knot

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Napoleon

The sexual act of having a much-loved and well-valued partner (of the same or opposite sex, depending what your desires are) perform fellatio on you while you attempt to conquer a country with a 600, 000 strong army. It is professed that when attempting to anex Russia, one receives a heightened sexual experience.

Man! I was just about to kick those Red motherfuckers' asses but that bitch Josephine went down on me and I took my eye off the prize! It was the shit though! Totally blew into her mouth; she was totally gagging.

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Gary Pallister Toast

A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife

Here you go my dear, I've made you a nice slice of Gary Pallister toast

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John Wayne

The sexual manouever in which the penis is inserted into the anal cavity of the receiving party, thus widening the sphincter. The receiver of the 'John Wayne' will, if the manouever is performed correctly and with the appropriate equipment and vigour, be unable to walk with great ease. Their legs shall be bowed and walk as a cowboy, or John Wayne, does

Man, I just John Wayne'd that bitch and now look at her! She's moseying like a fuckin' cowboy!

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Yak

cocaine

I just got blasted as fuck off that yak

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