air shit

Fart, smells bad, it almost looks like a floating cloud of brown gas.

I floated an air shit in the lift.

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bug glug

When there's an insect in your beer but you drink it anyway. Or don't tell your mates that there's an insect in their beer and laugh uproariously.

It was so hot in the beer garden that I did a bug glug instead of pouring my drink away.

dick bird

Foolish person, see also knob jockey. Also derogatory term to those who look androgynous through ugliness.

Worthless person that you don't care about.

Get away from me dick bird! Right now!

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arsemilk

From: postcoital leakage of ejaculant from the anus.
1) Expression of disgust/ dissatisfaction/ anger
2) Describing a poor quality bevarage
3) A cocktail of milk, coconut rum, irish cream liqueur and vodka

1) Oh Arsemilk! I've left the oven on.
2) A coffee for me please, American tea is arsemilk!
3) Well, after six beers I feel like a change, mix me an Arsemilk barkeep, and make it sticky.

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arsewind

Passing gas, farting. Usually detected by smell rather than the movement of air, but depends, obviously.

My nose detected a note of arsewind coming from Tony's direction.

mingeringo

adj - pretty fucking minging
noun - the top minger in the world

Mother, your onion gravy is simply mingeringo.
There goes Mr Rooney, he is Mingeringo.