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scat burger

A piece of shit that is shaped like a hamburger, then cooked on a grill and served in restaurants around the world.. aka. McDonalds.

Guy 1: Man my double cheeseburger tasted like shit!
Guy 2: You must have gotten a scat burger
TourettesGuy: Ronald McGodDamnDonald!

by Erik And MIke March 14, 2007

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Nub and Tug

A rub and tug, but your significant other doesn’t have an arm so he/she needs to equip their prosthetic limb.

After Karen lost both her arms after a horrific eating contest she thought she had lost her passion for giving handjobs forever, but was relieved when she learned she could give a good ole nub and tug instead.

by Erik And MIke October 14, 2019