steve irwin

To manhandle an object or a person. To spastically jerk this object like a child trying to squeeze the adorableness out of a kitten. To damage something as a result of your own uncontrollable affection for it.

Kelly really Steve Irwin'd that chair when she drank all those red bulls. Oh well, we can always buy a new one or trick colin farrell into playing its part in a dinner-theatre program that happens every night in our living room.

I really Steve Irwin'd Lola's adorable pink cheeks.

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