johnson rod

Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.

Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."

El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."

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multiple definitions

having more than one definition. DUH!

There are hundreds of words with multiple definitions.

Ex: High

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off the heezy

A pass in street hoops, right off the head

Right off the heezy and into the bucket

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West Virginia

1. A STATE! Believe it or not.

2. Pretty decent football team-The Mountaineers. Marshall thinks they can hang with us, they have an inferiority complex. Go back to I-AA!

3. We suceeded from Virginia back during the Civil War because, quite frankly, they were weak.

I once told a cabbie from Virginia that I was from West Virginia. He didn't know where that was. I punched him in the face and stole his cab. Sucker.

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