He-quator

Humid region of the male body that lies between the upper thigh and the belt.

You think South America is hot and smelly. You should have taken a trip down to Jose's He-quator after he got our of practice last tuesday.

2👍 2👎

South To Mouth

the insertion of genitals to an unknowing unconscious strangers face with the intention of making sure they are not avoiding interaction by playing possum.

There were a lot of empty bottles by her side and the party had ended hours ago. In fear that she was just going to try and crash on my floor I attempted to revive her by administering south to mouth. She quickly regained consciousness and I then helped her stumble to her car.