Werewolf

Somebody that becomes different as you get to know them.

Jan: Sam is really creepy. She seemed nice but isn't at all.
Tina: Why do you say that?
Jan: She has been opening up to me and she is really weird.
Tina: She's a werewolf.

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Uripation

Not being able to pee
(Constipation, but with bladder)

He had some laxitives, hoping it would end his uripation.
She did not have to use the bathroom because she uripated. . . . along with her period.
Since he had uripation, he couldn't meet his boyfriend for lunch.