last.fm

A website in which your music is monitored and compared to other users. This is also the home for music play count whores.

"Hey dude! I just reached 10,000 total song plays on Last.fm! I listen to a lot of music so therefore I'm cool!"

"Awesome, I have 15600 plays!"

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Rise and shine

The name for the event in which a man wakes up after sleeping with an erection.

"Rise and shine happens EVERY DAY!"

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