The colours of the dress

A situation or concern so ambiguous nobody can agree. An existential loophole.

1. Cedric and Anna are arguing over the existence of God again… The colours of the dress, man.
2. Tea or coffee? Here we go again, the colours of the dress!

Yaowziez

Extended, over-emphatic version of 'Wow!' (Can also have spelling variants, like 'yaowsies', 'yaowzies', and so on.

Yaowziez! This girl's talent is spectacular.

the crab has juice.

To be fashionable or stylish, to be full of swag; impressively smart-dressed. Most commonly used when someone has new garments or shows up dressing formal.

Look at this man's jacket: the crab has juice.