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1. The distance between an average person and a star
2. A celebrity butt crack
Not to be confused with starcasm
1. My starchasm from Alpha Centauri is about 4.37 light-years.
2. That guy has a Kardashian-sized starchasm.
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Regular, and often painful, oscillation of the male gonads most often caused by sexual intercourse.
He was rogering her so hard, he got a severe case of Jimmy Buffeting.
Joe finally popped that pimple, but now he's got a crusty scab. His pustule has become a crustule.
Shreds of skin hanging from the roof of your mouth after biting into hot food.
I was so drunk last night I didn't realize I got gumcicles from the pizza I ordered at the bar.