soyboob

An attractive girl with an organic look. May or may not involve dreadlocks and hemp clothing/accessories. Magical powers of druid awesome.

Erykah Badu is a total soyboob, yo!
What are you eating? I'm eating a soyboob! You're a sick fuck, cannibal man!

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tossed seizure salad

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

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