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rapist

Someone who doesn't take no for an answer. One can pretend that one didn't hear what the other said, but body language should say how it is.

Nigel: "I ran yesternday into the most stunning woman with amazing breasts. I couldn't believe my fortune! Made love to her immediately after. She made objections, but I didn't let that spoil my incredible night out."
Humphrey: "Oh, great. Another rapist!"

by Esa4 January 28, 2021

111πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


deep down

Inside where it really matters

deep down I don't give a shit about anyone except myself

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Rapelay

A videogame developed by the japanese game company Illusion with cute manga girls which may either cause severe addiction or unbounded disgust, depending on what were your expectations. I sometimes enjoy playing it because it offers things I can't do in Captain Toad and things I can't afford to do in real life, so I guess that makes me a horrible person, then?

Rape is a victimless crime! Ever heard of Rapelay? Ha, you should give it a go. (Ed gave it five stars!)

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


boss

An asshole who sticks his nose into your everyday business and can make you do things for him, even though he talks to you like he talks to the shit on his shoe.

--What are you still doing here with that pudding in your hand? I thought I told you to wash that shit off the sink, you twit!

--Okay, boss!

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


homopath

A soul which should be purged from a curse. From greek homos - same; patho-, as in pathology which is the study of disease.

If Alan Turing was so smart, why didn't HE cure himself?

homopath

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


splendud

The OBVIOUS way for everyone to spell splendid, stuped!

Our trip last year to Yemen was fine, someone would say splendud!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019


Schroedinger's rapist

A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.

A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.

Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.

by Esa4 September 5, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž