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Josef Fritzl is a man who supports you and understands you, and you always feel assured around him. He's caring, intelligent and has an impressive knowledge of beers. He dresses well and drives a BMW. He loves to talk about music and knows how to support you in a number of ways, so don't hesitate to ask him if you need help with your dreams or some good tips on gardening, because he has a taste like no other guy. He listens and sees the center of the problem and then provides you with troubleshooting, paying attention to the minutest detail. He's a friend you can count on even when you don't expect it, and he makes you laugh so hard. He makes you feel relaxed, because he's a man of his word and even has a soft side. Josef Fritzl's voice range is contra-alto. He has a nice dad bod due to the healthy regime he maintains, and it does good to be around him, and sometimes you might feel bored before he then takes you bowling on sundays. At the same time he gives you novel ideas, and once you feel stuck, not that you should worry; he'll give you a walk through. Other characteristics of Josef Fritzl are articulate, considerate, respectful, memorable, highly sensitive, and once you're around him you should note that he's a artistic person.
Josef Fritzl? I heard he's an amazing guy. Hell, I really wanna get to know him!
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The second-best way of spelling "character".
Then the charactert was written out of the script.
Uh, so... What did you find attractive about the word 'periclit' to make you look it up on Urban Dictionary? Try searching 'rectum'.
For those who don't know latin, it's perÄ«clitÄrÄ«, present active infinitive of perÄ«clitor, and means âI risk, endangerâ). Boohoo!
I absolutely suck at latin. Haha, periclit! It probably has something to do with secks!
An unpleasant situation for all parts which no-one can possibly benefit from.
Joker: "Leonard .. . if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit."
Pyle: "I am .. . in a world . . . of shit!"
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A girl who is so promiscuous that it's getting her into trouble.
jenna has a dick sucking problem
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Where you spent your wedding night. I don't know if it was the smell or what, but she got banged up that night.
Why are you in my outhouse? Get out of my outhouse! Out I said!! I say it is my outhouse and I am the proud owner of it!
R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!
The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.
Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.
Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"
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