Dominism

Any combination of two or more words to create a single more efficent and better word with a possible new definition that breaks literary rules and comprehension. And Dominic's wife cant handle it.

LEANNE: HEY DOM, CAN YOU GO TO THE STORE TO GET SOME GLUTEN FREE CRACKERS?

DOMINIC: SURE, I WILL PICK SOME GLEEKERS UP FOR YOU!

LEANNE: HUH?

DOMINIC: BECAUSE IM SO HAPPY TO STOP WATCHING FOOTBALL TO GO DRIVE IN A SNOWSTORM TO PICK UP CRACKERS IT FILLS ME WITH GLEE.

LEANNE: ANOTHER DOMINISM. SO DUMB..

DOMINIC: SOMB.