Virgo

anyone born between August 23 and September 22. quite sexy people(especially females)

Mayra is the hottest chick ever,and she wants to please me as well. She's a keeper,and a Virgo!

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homer and marge

a slang term for BART police especially when they're male and female walking together

Dog,you better put that spraycan away because Homer and Marge are right there

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hottie

a boner inducing female

Mayra is such a hottie, She's so beautiful and has big bouncy titties

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san francisco

a perfect city if you're a tourist, but if you live here,living anywhere south of Market Street is like living in a micro version of L.A. neighborhoods like China town and Mexiville scream English only laws. Castro screams get a girlfriend, dudes.

the ratio of girls to guys in San Francisco is 1 to 5,good God!

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Kangaroo

A woman with little in front but plenty of booty in back

My friend Gina is a kangaroo,she doesn't have much for titties but her ass more than makes up for it

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capricorn

December 22 to January 19,we're loved and admired and most compatible with Taurus,Virgo,Scorpio,and Pisces intrigued by Aries,Leo and Libra
secretly want to get it on with Cancer. Unfortunately misunderstood by Gemini,Sagittarius,and Aquarius

x:dude,she's so hot,what's her sign?
y:Virgo!
x:I'm a Capricorn,I can get her!

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Danny Tanner

1.the dad from Full House,known for being a total nimrod
2.A total nimrod

Danny Tanner was TV's greatest nimrod.

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