jibbing

Buggery with a difference:

Normally done whilst buggering a young lady (typically one who rides side-saddle).

The young lady ingests a piece of ham or bacon tied to a fine thread, which the man holds whilst buggering her.

As the man is nearing ejaculation he pulls the thread, along with the attached piece of meat, which causes the woman to heave (convulse).

A side effect of the heaving is for the sphincter to contract violently around the man's penis, thus hightening sensations and giving a more powerful ejaculation.

"Damn it Daphney, that's the last of the bacon. We'll have to use the honey roast ham for our jibbing session this evening..."

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jibbing

Jibbing, aptly described above, is also known by it's old medieval term, "Wolfbagging".

"Damn it Maureen, any more back-chat and I'll give you a damn good jibbing!"

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snotshot

The point in a artistic movie when the lead thespian is scripted to shoot his load all over the accompanying actress.

To cum in a pornographic film.

Also known as the moneyshot.

"Rocco sure has talent, he's never missed a snotshot yet..."

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cham

Bits of white foamy stuff that collect in the corner's of your mouth after strenuous activity, or after a drunken nights sleep.

"Hey dude, I always get cham after going running with you."

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Turkey's neck

Description of female gentalia where the labia is overly protruding. So used because of the resemblence to the pink/red flaps that stick out of a turkey's neck.

Antonym: Clam

"It was all going swimmingly well until I pulled down her knickers and saw her turkey's neck."

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stuntcock

A Stunt Cock is a well endowed thespian who, at the time of the "snotshot" in a jazz flick, is brought in if the lead thespian is unable to perform..

"Okay Randy, it's been ten minutes since this flick was supposed to finish, time we brought in the stunt cock to finish up."

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Fruitcake

UK English:

A person who is one sandwich short of a picnic; mad; quite insane; not with it, fucking crazy.

"I would even think about making a move on her mate, she's a fucking fruitcake. She's probably good in the sack though..."

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