starboy

A short latino guy with big muscles that seduces women for fun. He usually has an ethical dilemma with his actions every three sunsets. He is sexually confused because society incites him to be gay. He has neatly plucked eyebrows and a woman's body that attracts bitches like warm bread.

Guy - 'Hey Miguel, did you know that you're a Starboy?'
Miguel - 'Ya párale con tu pedo wei!' (is secretly vexed by the thought of the guy being right)

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