Creamsicle

18th Century sland for penis

Excuse me kind maddam, could you please suck my creamsicle?

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peckerbutt

1.) -noun- a vulgar remark, commonly used to berate another person as a result of poor judgement on his/her behalf.

i can't see ashley simpson in her new mtv video, get out of my way you goddamn peckerbutt!

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iph

Impressions on a website per hour.

I have a lot of IPH on my awesome site.

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Blind

Absence of vision.

Watch out for the car, Mrs. Blindy

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murphy's law

The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.

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onesome

The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

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on the house

When an object is given to you and paid for by the person giving it to you.

Because you are sexy, this drink is on the house.

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