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A person who can't control their spending on credit cards, debit cards, store cards, or any other type of plastic.
Husband: Another credit card AND you've maxed out the four you already have?!
Wife: I can't help it!
Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.
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A distinct proclivity and sexual attraction toward the elderly by a significantly younger person
Teen a: Dude, what shall we do today?
Teen b: Dude, let's go to your grandmother's again!
Teen a: Again?! Anyone would think you were a geriaphile the way you go on!
An especially hard punch to the face of the gutless shysters who got us into the Credit Crunch in the first place, namely the bankers, who continue to extort the people of the country through unjustifiable and dubious charges.
Man 1: I got another bank charge today
Man 2: What for?
Man 1: Was 7p overdrawn, so the shysters charged me £38 for a mistake they made in the first place.
Man 2: Sickening. All bankers need a credit punch
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