A virtual veteran is someone who has hudereds of hours dedicated in a video game and deserves the same respect and discounts as a Military veteran
"Yes ma'am I served over seas for 9 months."
"I'm a virtual veteran, no not a virgin"
Yes it was just a video game but you will respect me and give me a discount"
Anyone who is trying to stop your safe and legal autistic activities
"Yea me and the lads just finished throwing
the car batteries in the ocean when the austapo showed up and tried to fine us for feeding the electric eels"
"He is a bank manager? Must be a yiddle diddle
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