High School

A cynical hellhole overrun by stupid cheerleaders and football players. It is required in the U.S. for all students ages 14-18. As each person goes through this, they are given a stereotype and are expected to follow it perfectly or risk being called an "outcast". Some stereotypes include, but are not limited too: Jock, Cheerleader, Drama Geek, Band Geek, Blonde, Nerd, etc. Each student's goal is to make everyone else feel inferior to themselves through the means of cliques, exclusive parties, and such. All students also have to deal with bitchy adults called "teachers" who make sure each student comes back by giving them 3 hours of homework a night to be completed for the next day. Resulting in late-night homework marathons fueled by "Red Bull" and "Monsters". The main goal of high school is to make everyone feel shitty about themselves, teach them their places in society, and haunt them long afterwards about it. High School lasts for 4 years.

Male 1: My mom was prom queen in high school
Male 2: Yeah, i also remember that she was a cum dumpster
Male 1: At least she was popular
Male 2: Don't you ever say anything about that to me again. You know my dad was a drama geek
Male 1: Fine. Can you at least get another 10 pack of Red Bull? We're gonna need another two crates if we wanna finish this Honors History report for tomorrow.
Male: I love finishing reports at 3 am like this.

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