Douchecanoe

When Douchebag isn't enough.

The scummiest of guys.

And i mean SCUMMIEST.

Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.

The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.

(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)

Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."

Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."

Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"

(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)

Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."

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DonutJob

When a (usually fat, always obese) woman puts a Donut (sometimes multiple) on top of your dick and eats the donuts while they are on your dick or moves them up and down to simulate fellatio.

Warning: if she fatter then yo mama, she might bite!

Fatty McFats Fat: 'Hey Honey, for $5 i'll give you a DonutJob"

Unsuspecting Tim:.... Ok!

(Moments later)

Tim: AAAAHHHHH !!!!

BurgerJob

Same as a DonutJob but with a burger. And messier. And a higher chance of she gobblin down your weiner.

*(She may also move the burger up and down to simulate fellatio rather then just eat it.)

Fatty McFats Fat: "Hey Handsome, i'll give you a burgerjob for $10"

Suspecting Tim: "hey! The Donutjob was $5!"

Brah

Surfer slang for Bro, popularized in the 1990s.

(Used by more Douchecanoes then actual surfers.)

Todd: "Sup Brah?"

Justin: "Not much Brah, waiting for Gnarly Waves"

Todd: "Gnarly, brah"
Justin:Brah

Todd:Brah.

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Dawg

A word that only black people (and white people who grew up in the 90s/2000s) use as an form of endearment with a close friend.

Stems from Black Culture in the 90s and was often used in movies from that era.

But uh, it's MOSTLY used by white guys trying to be "black" and "cool" use it in today's society.

(Meanwhile at the workplace)

55 year old white balding Ted: " zadaniel! yo what up dawg! Give me 5!"

Zadaniel: "..."

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