Bogo

A particular individual who takes great pride in his knowledge of pornographic categories. He can easily name all existing categories, with a particular emphasis on squirting and camel toe. Unfortunately for him, he is not very succesfull in applying his knowledge on real females, so he takes out his frustation on his penis.

Teacher: "What is your favourite thing about life?"
Bogo: (hissing) "SSSSQUIRRRTING!!!!"