Eugene

Eugene is a cool guy. He has tons of friends, and is a ladies man. He’s 6’3 and gets all A’s. Everyone would want to be his friend. He’s super sexy and handsome. Did I mention he’s so cool? Well he’s super cool, he could lift over 200 pounds and can play every instrument in the world. Since he’s 6’2 he can get the cookie jar on the top of the cabinet and open the pickle jar.

“That guy is so cool”
“Do you mean Eugene?”