Barney Hole

A complete total moron and transvestite whose every thought is unoriginal. In fact, he is so unoriginal that he requires other dominant people (typically, a Revox) to supply his answers to him. When all else fails, he falls back on the typical "your mama" type of comeback.

He also follows the one known as Revox around like a lost puppy because of the above mentioned unoriginality and he adds nothing of substance to a message board -- not even comic relief. A Revox heavily relies on a Barney Hole as his toady right-hand man and massive tool who willingly throws himself on a grenade in order to protect his message board commanding officer.

In fact, when a Barney Hole or a Revox sees this definition it is almost a 100% certainty that a retaliation definition will be submitted to Urban Dictionary or other similar type of attack as a result. No one will view their counterattack as funny since no one like people who steal and plagiarize ideas, concepts and articles or bloggings. See first paragraph regarding the lack of individual thought processes or copying others ideas.

A Barney Hole is widely rumored to dwell in a rundown mobile home and pick through the trash of his fellow redneck hillbillies when he is not on a message board throwing around grade school put downs and typing up pre-formatted Mad Lib replies. He thinks his retorts are witty and hopes that a Revox will give his approval for a job well done although it's highly unlikely.

Message Board Douchebag: "Oh yeah? Well, your mama!"

Any other normal person: "Dude. Quit being such a Barney Hole. Do all of us a favor and kill yourself when you get home from your oil change job."

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Revox

A douchebag racist who spends all of his time on a message board because he has no job -- if you consider mall security as not having a job. He calls other people out as racist for no sane reason but itches to blurt out "nigger", "fag" or "spic" because he is a klansman.

He is always right until he changes his mind but he was still right beforehand. He routinely embarrasses himself online and no one buys into his agenda or cares about his manifesto. His political and social views vary depending on the phase of the moon.

He claims to be a man of character and "on the level" but in reality is everything but. If you want to throw away a few minutes of your time, ask him what it means to be a Christian. Enjoy the side-stepping and non-answers as a result. It is rumored that he has a mild fetish for feces.

He spouts off about how he hates Republicans and Democrats but we all know he secretly voted for Barack Hussein Obama. This is infinitely ironic considering his willing participation in klan activities.

See also: douchebag entry #4

Person #1: "Do as I say, not as I do. I don't need to cite my sources. I'll Google and post anything I want because I am the king of the dung heap."

Person #2: "Hey toolbox. Quit being such a Revox. We've heard your standard response 1000 times already. Go away."

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