old lady tipping

The practice of tipping over old ladies, similar to cow tipping.

Dude, Sylvia couldn't get her History paper in because she was out old lady tipping again.

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moleman

a person who spends their days next to the computer all day long. Moles usually spend their time cooped up in their little holes and so this relates to how the "moleman" people are on the computer for the whole day.

you can also use this expression for a woman.. molewoman

Bob: Hey Sharyll what did you do last weekend
Sharyll: Nothing really just stayed in my room and browsed the internet.
Bob: what a molewoman.

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griddle

Noun meaning someone's face or personal space. Usually used in confrontations. Probably derived from the "griddle" or front grille of an automobile.

1. Why do you have to get in my griddle about it?!

2. He was all up in my griddle, so I had to push him.

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