Wake and break

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep,'fraid so:(

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Wake and break

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the room smelled like the inside of a leper this morning!
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep:(

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Embarrassment of Bitches

Lots of ladies, bootie, bitches.

Nigger 1 : Yo bro, damn that Sloop Catty Cat he sho’is rich. He got da dough fo sho. He got da rims, and I ain’t talkin’ no Nigger Bentley – he got da crib, and I ain’t rapping bout no ghetto shack.

Nigger 2 : Word bro, and he got da ladies, man theys all over him.

Nigger 1 : Fo tru, dat nigga sho got an embarrassment of bitches.

Nigger 2 : Word.

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