Asher

The name Asher is typically used by parents for a sex toy that they gave birth to. Although the practice of using Asher as a sex toy to stick up a pussy has mostly ended, some more traditional families still practice this to this day in parts of China. Most Asher’s are born with round heads, and dicks that looks like pussies, but with more and more use, most Asher’s heads began to take the form of their mother’s vaginas. The cause of which is not known to this day.

“Asher is a nigger as pussy with a vagina shaped head”

Jack

A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.

Bob: “Hey do you know Jack?”
Alex: “oh that retard ass nigger who’s asshole diameter is 45cm?”