Faithful Boy

The DUMBEST comeback ever invented

"Man, you stupid faithful boy!"
"....what the hell was that?"

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allele

1) For a given gene locus, one of two or more slightly different molecular forms of a gene that arise through mutation and that code for different variations of the same trait.

2) A giant octupus wearing a tophat that dances to the music played on the elevator in my garage.

1) "Yep, I inhereted my LONG PENIS allele from my mother."

2) "DUDE! Why did you throw that allele at my face?!"

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igneous

A action of a volcano

that volcano is going to erupete

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Freek

A cool and wigger hating goth. A punk hater and heavy metal obsessed freak.
One who enjoyes scaring people mentally

Dude look at that freek.

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Washa

I am a psycho. Said in responce to a question or request when someone is going crazy.

Emily: Hey Evan, could I borrow a piece of paper?
Evan: WASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Badassive

When you are a badass and you're massive

OMG, Evan is so Badassive!!

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smokley

A sophmore witha heavy cocaine and marijuana addiction. Also see,
big smoke
oakley
big toke
big oak

Greg: What do you wana do?
Smokley: Lets have Jenn buy us a bag.

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