Dirty Pancake

When a male applies a copious amount of pancake batter to his genitalia and proceeds to place it in a heated frying pan being sure to evenly brown it on all sides. Then it can be made into part of a nutritous meal.

CAUTION!!! DO NOT CHAR, SCORCH, SEAR OR SINGE!!!

"So I was at my local dining establishment and found myself skimming the menu but could not make a choice. I flipped the page and there i saw the greatest words in the english language. I proceeded to order the legendary dirty pancake and it was rustled up with all the fixin's."

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Russian Interrogation

When you cum in a bag (preferably in a trick or treat bag) and fasten it upon your friend's/family member's head. This ensures maximum cum coverage of the facial region.

"So, John I heard you pulled the trusty ol' Russian Interrogation on your daughter last night."

"Yeah, she was misbehavin'"

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