Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.

I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.

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Nashville Noogie

Anally probing a woman with an acoustic instrument while pulling on her hair

I had my guitar ,and in the spirit of country music I gave Kylie a Nashville Noogie

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Mother's Special Fudgesicle

When a mother removes her feces, freezes, and then serves it as a fudgesicle.

We were out of ice cream, so we asked for some of mother's special fudgesicles

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