accident pants

What happens when you try to carefully let out a fart and you end up shitting your pants.

"Jonathan had a serious case accident pants the other day at lunch."

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sleep crapnea

Crapping your pants in your sleep; usually when you are sick and you wake up in the middle of the night to a wet brown surprise.

"Mom it happened again, damned sleep crapnea."

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