steam

Verb - meaning to smoke weed or to get completly wasted.

Ronald: Yo Evan, roll up into The Brook so we can steam some dro.

Evan: Ok, but only after I skeet up on yo woman.

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BMW

As you know, the Ultimate Driving Machine. BMW's combine top performance with quality, to an extreme that no other car manufacture can surpas.

Mercedes-Benz is just BMW's slightly older brother. For the best results, own a Mercdes and a BMW for different moods.

Example 1: (on PA Turnpike)

David: Wow! Did you see that 2005 M5 just rape that 2005 Corvette? How did it do that?

Evan: That's BMW's exquisite enginering. No Jap-crap or American-shit can touch that $80,000 work of art.

Example 2: (10pm/Wawa parking lot)

Jerry: Yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 Honda Civic Si? I just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter! My shit is set-up.

Evan: Absolutely, you know my stock 1999 BMW M3 will leave your jap-crap in the dust.

Jerry: Yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to Mexico.

Evan: No Jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure German.

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