Grout

To be a grout you must carry off the visual appearence of pastel white skin, severe case of acne resulting in the impression that he has been drinking blood, hong kong eyes, gay faggot hair, blood shot eyes,lowriding pants, random neck jolts at innapropriate times, 10 second response to jokes, eats nut whilst tilting his head back in an unapropriate manner, uses unneccessary loads of emoticons on msn and even myspace where they dont even work, use odd symbols when typing such as ~~~, assume that everybody enjoys his company when in reality they dont, have a girlfriend who is equally ugly and stupid, speaking of being stupid, to be a grout you must also rarely understand current slang, jokes being told and criticise other peoples stories when actually he has no stories of real interest himself, uncoordinated in physical jolts and movement especially in the sporting arena. a grout also has the strange ability to raise one eyebrow at also innapropriate times causing his appearence to appear even uglier and stupid than what it already is. a grout also uses regular "gangster" language in conversations expecially online or in text messages where in fact he is actually the last person on this earth to appear of black descent.

The main and outlining feature of a grout however is the inability to create fads, group sayings and overall fails to bring anything of real use to the group, he struggles to be funny, cool, entertaining (except when laughing at his faults) and in a nutcase fails to be accepted in the "kennedy crew" at all.

Example 1:
Cramb: This guy went to a zoo, there was only 1 dog in it, it was a shit-zoo
Entire K crew minus grout: RAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
*10 seconds later*
Grout: Ha *neck movement whilst raising eyebrow*

Example 2:
Mr Hindle: hey kennedy crew wat do u guys bring to the group?
Beau: toilet jokes
Cramb: sarcastic jokes
Matt: odd laugh
Jardi: hypothetical situations + attitude
Taunton: little womanlike features
Sads: bursts of screaming
Michael: poor devo quotes
Grout: nothing

Example 3:
Passer By: Hey look at that retard who talks black, hinges his neck awkwardly, raises his eyebrow, brings nothingto the group, butt ugly
Other Passer by: oh my god has he been drinkng blood
Passer By: oh wait its just grout

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