extra small

When a man fails to complete a simple task that other men could complete with ease they are extra small.
When a man acts like he is smug that he drives a hybrid or electric car.
When a man thinks hes great because he owns a sports car (this mostly occurs with porsche drivers).

Old apprentice: the new apprentice hasnt torqued that mans wheel on yesterday so it came off!
mechanic: extra small?
Old apprentice: yeah? Extra small mate!
Man who is extra small: Do you like my new por-shaa?
Guy: rather have a rs 2000

Evan

An Evan is someone who is hands down ‘someboy’. A gadgie who is top drawer in banter, council and helpful information. Lives on loads of beer, loads of beak and loads of birds. Ev can be said for short.

Bod: starving me like.
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!