door muffin

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

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Sorbs

Those rancid lumps of cheese powder you get in dollar-store mac and cheese. Named for actor Kevin Sorbo, who is also rancid and cheesy.

Ugh. No matter how much I stir this cheap mac and cheese, these sorbs won't dissolve.

Sex pie

Celebratory dessert eaten after a night of extraordinarily good sex.

After oral and some really hard fucking, we celebrated with sex pie.

Heavy sack

Jamaican slang for a man who’s got a big package.

The thing with Jamaican men that every woman like, they say we have the heavy sack.

jared schmeck

“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.

I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.