Jeffried

The act of unexpectedly getting screwed over by one of your close friends, loved ones or business associates. You know it's coming, but every time it happens you are still somehow surprised, you would not think someone that close would stick it to you again.

The person's name does not have be Jeffrey, it is the name of the person who created the act of being Jeffried

Synonym: being screwed over, fucked, hosed, swindled, scammed

When the bill came, I ended up paying $30 for a piece of cheesecake; Jeffried again!

Japanery

The act of creating words to make yourself sound smart when in reality you're a dope

I think if we add a hint of Japanery to this design it will really pop