Poop

Something beautiful that comes out of that unique, tight, usually pinkish-brown, scrunchy-like, with a wrinkly raisin-like texture, round hole in your buttocks. It smells of digested foods and gases, usually squishy but sometimes hard, can be long or short, and sometimes up to a foot long. Before this glorious item comes out, you might get the sensation of a fart-like poof that annoys others, it sometimes comes out in multiple squirts, with loud and disruptive noises, or in loud plops.

"Everyone poops!"
"Did you see that gigantic poop?"
"Sittin on a toilet, takin a poop!"
butt, crap, hole, booty, turd, raisin

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