The Ball Phenomenon

When a guy, primarily an unattractive one with a bad sense of fashion, steals your girlfriend and gets cheated on by her.

Girl: “Did you hear that Alex got cheated on by your ex gf?”

Boy: “That’s just the Ball Phenomenon, what can I say?”

The M&M Conspiracy

The M&M Conspiracy is the idea that toxic energy will always find itself in others. Bad people are usually friends with bad people to help themselves feel less pathetic and sad.

Friend 1: “Did you hear Morgan and Mya are best friends now?”

Friend 2: “That just goes to prove The M&M Conspiracy.”