Pulling a Gandhi

Taking a piss

Derived from the Gandhi quote “everyone must piss eventually”

Person 1: sorry I’m late, I was just Pulling a Gandhi.
Person 2: all good homie

Thank gay jesus

What queer people say instead of thank god

Omg that was a close one. Thank gay Jesus we made it in time

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Evelyn

The most incredible girl you’ll ever meet. She is insanely sweet and cute and beautiful and sexy when she wants to be, but mostly wears loose fitting clothing so you’re lucky if you see her body. She’s relaxed and laid back, but can be extremely energetic when she’s happy. Evelyn is weird and unique. She’s always in her own world doing her own thing, being happy. She doesn’t have many friends and has been through a lot, but she keeps a smile on her face and will always be happy to see you. She’s like the color yellow, she’ll always make you feel better, and is bright and happy, despite everything in her life. You’re lucky to know an Evelyn, and don’t abandon her, she’s been kicked to the curb and left alone, but she always persists. You wouldn’t know just by looking at her, but an Evelyn’s spirit is truly one of the strongest you’ll ever know

Person 1: wow, Evelyn is so beautiful and confident

Person 2: of course she is, she’s incredible!