Evig

The literal meaning of evig is "eternity," but the name itself means "eternal Smashness."" A person with this name gets to smash all the hotties and can't get rejected. You better not call 911. They might smash the cops too. People called Evig who were born in September 28th are the most dangerous, watch out.

"Oh, this person is such an Evig." = "Oh, this person is such an Smasher."