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Shove your face in shut

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.

If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

by Evil Inclination March 6, 2022

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stanslate

Translate incoherent Russian into English

Stan is drunk texting again. Can someone stanslate his messages?

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024


Birdman Dick Beans

A North Jerseyan delicacy

Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024


People are saying

a weaselly way to state an opinion without taking responsibility for stating that opinion

People are saying that she deserved what happened to her. Im not saying that, but other people are.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024


Bankrupcy

personal finance strategy employed by only the most successful entrepreneurs

Every billionaire declares bankrupcy at least twice!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024


decimillionaire

A poor person’s definition of a rich person

Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024


750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language

Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024