Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.
If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut
personal finance strategy employed by only the most successful entrepreneurs
Every billionaire declares bankrupcy at least twice!
Translate incoherent Russian into English
Stan is drunk texting again. Can someone stanslate his messages?
Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state
Welfare food that you don't like, but are going to take anyway because "free food!"
I have a freezer full of food but I'm starving because it's all blandnweird.
accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language
Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!
A poor person’s definition of a rich person
Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.