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The sweat between two cousin's having sex together.
The relative humidity had to be %90 between aunt Mary jo and cousin Clem
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When you're eating her box and she vibrates a fart on your chin
"I was eating her pussy and she hit me with a New Mexico Squirrel Chirp."
When you save a vial of your GF menstrual blood to use as a lubricant for masturbating.
Its not that time of the month, I miss it, so I'm going to stay home and do some menstrualbating!
When you drank so much you can't stop pissing.
I drank so much I have diapeea.
When things look better when your drunk.
I had 11 beers and that girl achieved Blurfection
When your STDs sores are starting to ooze again.
My sores are herpalating again!