Ewok

Local Slang for "Easy Women Of Kihei" or, at least it is in Kihei Maui... seeing as towns that begin with "K" number in the hundreds throughout the state, it could just as easy apply to "Kahalui" "Kailua" "Kohala" or "Kona" just to name a few. but I always use it to describe the easy, slutty party girls found in the Kalama Village "triangle" ( a one block den of alcoholic excess, perversion and vice, located in the the town of Kihei, now mind you I have no issues with such things... but you gotta call a spade a spade, no?)

ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.

Mainlander: "Hey man, I think that chick over there is scoping me out"
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.

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Autofly

Possibly the most insidious, Dastardly critter to exist upon the earth. The dreaded autofly is simply any one of several common flying insects, with a twist. It's the damn bug that ends up flying around frantically inside your vehicle cabin. No matter how many windows you open or shooing motions you attempt, the dirty little bastard refuses to leave the confines of your vehicle. Then when you don't see him for a while and decide he MUST have gotten sucked out and shut the windows, the little prick comes out of hiding (usually from under a seat where he was noshing on a stale french fry) and starts buzzing around again. As the driver's annoyance level soars, the attention paid to the autofly surpasses the attention paid to traffic. Until, so obsessed with assassinating or ejecting your unwelcome passenger, you collide with another vehicle, or drive off the road. The most sneaky thing about the autofly is that in the aftermath of the wreck, Police will never find or see the true perpetrator of the accident and the cause is always attributed to something else. FACT: Paparazzi didn't cause Princess Di's car to crash, an autofly caused the driver to wreak while frantically trying to swat the fucker.
true story bros. The only defense against the autofly is a passenger with quick reflexes, unerring aim, and a rolled up magazine OR the Geico Gekko... (They eat flies you know, and they can lick their own eyeballs, which is pretty effin cool and makes them popular with the ladies)

Driver: Dude, roll down the window. and try to get this bug out of here, it's pissing me off!

Passenger: Maintain bro, watch the road... I'll handle the autofly.
Driver: the wahaa? (looking around pawing frantically at the air)
Passenger: Pay attention to the road man! you almost hit that truck. the autofly! the friggin bug man, the bug... I'll take care of it. (rolls up playboy)
Driver: oh, ok.
SWAT!!!!
Passenger splays fly out on the covergirl's bodacious ta-tas with one deft, ninjaesque move.

Passenger: ewww...

Driver: Niiiiice!

Space Hippie

Space Hippie... THE best description of the Crew/occupants of the stolen and I'll fated spacecraft Aurora in the Star Trek Original series episode
"The way to Eden"

the were very Hippie like - and if you want to see Spock jamming with some space hippies on his Vulcan string instrument, I highly recommend you watch this episode.

don't be a "Herbert" (Space Hippie slang for "square") watch the Episode.

So, after beaming the occupants of the stolen spacecraft onto the Enterprise, moments before being destroyed, Kirk heads down to the transporter room to find a bunch of damn barefoot, unkempt, Space Hippies. Kirk is less than amused...