teh sex

Used to describe anything that is very, very good.

My parents gave me a new Ferrari 575M Maranello for my birthday. It's teh sex.

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balingus

Bad; messed up.

You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!

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downtime

1. Relaxing, chilling out
2. (Geeky) Period of time when a server or service is unavailable

1. I've been working all week, let's get a bottle of vodka and have some downtime at my place.
2. There was some downtime on SlashDot earlier today, and thousands of nerds were later found dead, of self-inflicted stab wounds.

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clue by four

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.

The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?

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snot nosed

Literally refers to young children, who often have colds but don't wipe their nose. Commonly used as a derogatory term to describe someone who is childish in behavior or appearance.

These snot-nosed kids tried to get into this club with their fake IDs, but the bouncer threw them out.

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sweet leaf

See weed , marijuana

I've got a great hookup for the sweet leaf.

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kocklove

An 'honorary' surname given to chicks who will give head to nearly anyone.

Hey, look, it's Jenny Kocklove!

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