plastic pig

Its a nickname for a 3 wheeled British car called a Reliant Robin. With a body made out of fibre-glass and a very small engine. Known to tip round corners and were given to the disabled and old as 'invalid Carriges', usually in a pale blue colour. Can be driven on a motorbike license.

'I once saw a plastic pig go to fast round a corner and tip onto its side!'

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Birmingham

Industrial city in the centre of England. My home town. Second city in England, biggest city next to London. Famous for having world class curry houses.

'Birmingham Rocks!'

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bham

Shortened term to describe the English City of Birmingham

"Im going to bham the weekend"

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yakno

means 'you know'

'Yak-no what you mean brother..'

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pearl harbour

Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out here!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.

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beer compass

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze-cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

"I got home by using my beer compass last night"

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beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

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