Pugwash

cum that drains out of the anus after anal intercourse

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beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

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three fingered salute

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.

John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."

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Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"

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temporary latrine

Means to shit your pants i.e. use your underwear as a temporary latrine...

'Her driving was so scary, i used my trousers as a temporary latrine!'

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caps

Caps lock on a computer keyboard. Represents SHOUTING in chat rooms,IRC chats and forums...

'Turn your caps off! It looks like your shouting!'

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Birmingham

Industrial city in the centre of England. My home town. Second city in England, biggest city next to London. Famous for having world class curry houses.

'Birmingham Rocks!'

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