Neapolitan ice cream

A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Example 1-

Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*

Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever

tinklespig

A word to describe a rather annoying and dim-witted individual that has only one braincell that rattles around inside of their skull like the little ball in a whistle

Bro, could you not be such a tinklespig?

Nodad

A word to describe something so awful, that you beg your father not to buy it

"those are some nodad trainers"
"sum 41 is a nodad blink 182"