Fuck me gamergirl

A gamer girl CUNT that make posts for random games they dont even have (usually on xbox) entering nothing but a ❤️, 😘 or some other flirty emoji just because they are “girls”( or a catholic priest on a Saturday afternoon,you know, a kid diddler ), this is why there is a #genderdoesntmatter or #dontcareifyouragirl
**leave the message board for things more important than your all 3 of your holes**

Brian: Hey Keagan you see this girl called XxloveyoubabyxX?

Keagan:yea. Does she even have Rainbow Six Seige?

Brian: nope,it says “add me 😘 “in her post

Keagan: What a a Fuck me gamergirl.

spear of freedom

When a man yells “for America!” and jousts his penis into the girl’s asshole with his balls smushing the skin between the vigina and ass into a deep crater like a wreaking ball.

I did the spear of freedom to Jessica last night. She now calls me the iron patriot

Bob ross

A nice slang for telling your that they are a mistake before telling them what “beating the brush” means since bob ross says “we dont make mistakes,we make happy little accidents” and then beats the brush on the arsel

My dad called me a bob ross

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gental george

A spiritual Pedofile that penetrates his victim’s asshole with a LITERAL POGO STICK possibly killing the victim,he speaks all languages to speak to everyone,his moto is “its not a dick,its a pogo stick,and its going up your ass”. *HOW TO SUMMON GENTAL GEORGE**. •1. Go to the bathroom and shut the door. •2. Turn off the lights and light 2 candles(he loves scented ones). •3. Grind on a pogo stick while saying “Gental George Gental George put it in my ass”

Gental george:OOH HOAA HOOH IM GOING TO SHOVE MY POGO STICK UP YOUR ASSHOLE.” Child:MOMMY!

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Bread cult

I am bread you are bread he is bread she is bread it is bread together we are loaf,praise the sun it gives us grain so bagels can be made. Nothing will slice our loaf,not even the big sharp metal things,but if they do they will separate us into mutants like what this one human did to my wife, i guess i can rub up against my breador’s back too.

Bread cult will prevail

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Boom Baby Blow

When you fuck a girl in all her holes,and right after u cum in her you place a plug in that holethis includes all holes you came in) then once your done,you connect all plugs to a chain and yank them out all at once. If done correctly, the girl will orgasm and shoot cum out of all holes.

Wade: "Hey Jim,wheres my little sister?"
Jim: "Oh shes just recovering."
Wade: "from what."
Jim: "The Boom Baby Blow"
Wade: "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SIS!"

Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

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