Failther

Noun, A dead beat father of four or more illegitimate children that is consistently making promises and not delivering. A constant let down.

Frank: I see your son's still at the end of the drive way.
Jill: Yea, his Failther is about five hours late, I doubt he'll show

dip juice

The dark, sticky substance produced by the mixture of saliva and chewing tobacco. Normally expelled from the mouth into cups, bottles, spitoons, bar floors, and the mouths of hookers. Sometimes swallowed by the creator as last resort.

Dude 1: Thats not coke bro, thats dip juice!
Dude 2: Awwww sick!

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